Witnesses say that he was seen comsuming heavy quantities of adult beverages and hooting it up.
At approximately 8:23pm, "That Guy" vomited on two of his friends and right infront of a very attractive girl standing in line to pay for his meal before disappearing to the lavatory.
Reporter "Randy Savage" found a bystander outside and this was how it went down.
Savage - Sir, sir, what happened
Jones - (who was on the ground laughing or crying we dont know) "that guy" just let it go. He looked a little glassy eyed. I didnt think he would pull out the big guns again, but before he did, he warned everyone back up back up, "i got this!' I dont even know where i am , Exclaimed Jones.
Follow up
Savage - Jones was found in a metal institution with 7 other Indy GT members in white rooms. When asked for comments all of them rocked back and forth muttering "that guy, that guy that guy.
Warning - if you see that guy, report it to the local authorities.
Story was so good that Randy Savage came back from the dead to report it. Oh Yeah.
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